honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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