Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
