I'm gonna have a badass scar
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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