Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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