Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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