fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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