He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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