It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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