whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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