I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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