grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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