do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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