I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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