i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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