youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i think im in europe. pls send help
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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