On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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