spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
is it fun? or sober?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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