Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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