Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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