You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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