I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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