Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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