Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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