erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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