Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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