so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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