her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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