So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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