I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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