You're so nebulous sometimes
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Everything about him screamed your future.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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