i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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