wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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