Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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