Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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