We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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