Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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