he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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