thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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