my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Enjoy the penises
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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