Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
