i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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