I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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