This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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