new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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