don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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