so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
