Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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