I think i sorta joined a cult last night
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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