I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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