I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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