in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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