So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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