Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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