sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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