Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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